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  1. Weird Things

From the recording Weird Things

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Did you ever wake up the size of a flea?
Your blanket would look like a mountain,
your pillow would look like the sea.
 
Did you ever wake up bigger than a big dinosaur?
It sure would be difficult to fit through your bedroom door.
 
Did you ever wake up covered in zebra stripes?
It's hard to believe but it's happened to me at least once or twice.
 
Did you ever wake up kind of see-through like a ghost?
When it happened to me, you could see that I’d had jam on toast.
 
Weird things happen all the time, all the time.
Why, just today I woke up with tentacles
where I once had thighs.
Tomorrow, I may be a little greener than a lime.
Oh, weird things happen all the time.
 
Did you ever wake up with your arms made of goo?
You’d reach for your toothbrush, but it’d slip right through.
 
Did you ever wake up with your hair made of spaghetti?
Instead of gel, you'd use tomato sauce to get it ready.
 
Did you ever wake up with fins instead of hands?
Probably not the kind of day you'd want to spend on land.
 
Did you ever wake up with a bunch of extra heads?
Hope there's extra breakfast for all those mouths to be fed.
 
Weird things happen all the time, all the time.
Why, just today I woke up with tentacles
where I once had thighs.
Tomorrow, I may be a little greener than a lime.
Oh, weird things happen all the time, all the time.
Weird things happen all the time.